What the fuck did I do last night

The sunlight shining through the curtains the sound of birds singing sounded like a road drill boring into your skull this was one fucked up hangover it was only supposed to be a few drinks after work with friends in a quiet bar but you have a strange feeling the night was a lot more wild than you had planned your body aches all over why cant you remember last night and why the fuck is there a pink dress discarded at the foot of your bed there is no way you brought a girl back here last night.

 

You stagger from your bed uneasy on your feet and make it to the bathroom as you stand there to pee you slowly remember an event from last night through the fog you recall a suggestion to go to a new club in town, but that's all you can remember how did you get to the club and what did you do when you got there clearly you had a lot too drink like a real lot you were almost to scared to check your wallet to see how much you spent on a night you cant even remember.

 

On unsteady feet you make your way back to your bedroom you feel like climbing back into bed rolling up into a ball and dying this hangover feels that bad then when you saw your wallet as you bent down to pick it up you remembered another detail it was feint but you recall a blonde she was hot and you were sure she was wearing the pink dress the self-same one discarded at the foot of your bed did you score with her you hope so as in your mind's eye she was hot if so where the fuck was she now surely your one night stand wouldn't bail leaving her dress behind.

 

"I suppose I better see the damage" you mutter to yourself as you open your wallet.

 

You were plesently supprised as you noticed you hardly spent a thing how was that possible if you hit a club surely you spent a fortune then it hit you another memory a vague recollection of a conversation from a friend

 

"come on live a little it will be fun trust me we take this "elixir" then hit a club

 

What the hell was this elixir and why the fuck were you taking recreational drugs it was so unlike you

 

You were no siting in your kitchen a glass of water and some headache tablets later checking your phone no messages only a photo, it was the hot girl you remembered getting into a taxi who was this girl and why was she on your phone then it hit you memories slowly flooding back.

 

 

"oh my god" you shouted to nobody in particular "the elixir i remember that girl I didn't pull her last night I was her!"

 

 

The sudden realisation that you had somehow become a slutty blonde was a lot to take in but slowly it was coming back you had left the bar and headed to the club in heals and a pink dress and you ad one thing on your mind you were going to find a hot guy and he was going to get lucky.

 

You remember now you never spent any money cause a hot girl like you doesn't buy drink men buy them drinks especially if it means that can get into your panties.

 

 

 

"I was such a flirt it was like I was someone else someone slutty I remember grinding against my friends flashing my tits and shit it made my pussy so wet I can clearly remember my pussy and how wet hot guys were making me"

 

 

As you sat there slowly remembering last night you reached down to feel your cock thank god it had returned it is hard to believe last night a wet slit was in place of your cock it was even stranger to realise that you were 100% attracted to men all the time you were a woman.

 

 

 

 

"oh god I think I'm going to be sick" your felt queasy as another memory resurfaced a vivid memory much more vivid than those that had come before, you were holding in your dainty hand a very large erect cock you can remember how it felt in your hand how you stroked it to get it nice and hard how you lovingly licked it god the smell of this hot manly musk drove your feminine senses wild then you remember lovingly kissing it before you sucked him off all the while you friend was behind you getting much more acquainted with the cock of his male admirer.

 

Never in your life had you been attracted to men but last night you weren't just attracted to them you sucked one off the thoughts of revulsion soon passed what you did was the most natural thing in the world last night you were a woman and you loved it. 

 

Then as the fog cleared you finally remembered the entire evening as vivid as if it were happening right now you didn't just suck this stud off it was clear as day now you rode his dick like the slut you were you felt him slid deep inside you and pump you full of his cum you remember how good it felt to cum over his large cock.

 

 

You sat there stroking your cock as you relived the entire night in every glorious detail you don't know where your friend got this elixir from but you were going to need more as a matter of fact you would need a lot more.